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The Death of a Duck by wynjas The Death of a Duck by wynjas
Just a stupid little comic-style-sketch from my drabble "The Peas Contact"...

Just so you'll know what it's about...
A crack fic based of "The Peace Contract". Basically Slade have magically brainwashed the Titans except Robin. Robin’s mind has ‘regressed’ though, a psychological defense mechanism, so, in this drabble, he is basically a 5 year old in a teens body…

Extract from it below, set in Titans TOwer, while Lex Luthor is visiting:

“Slade! Uncle Lex! Wanna play pirates?” a happy boy asked them from his place on the floor.

“We are quite busy, Robin. Besides, isn’t it time for your bath?”

“No! I don’t want to!” the boy had gotten to his feet and now stamped his foot.

“Oh, you know you will smell like a garlloonk if you do not take the bath, Robin!” Starfire told him sternly.

“Besides, dinosaurs LIKES the smell of garlloonks…” Slade threatened and Robin suddenly looked a bit unsure. “Come on, my boy…” Slade said soothingly and scooped him up in his arms. “This will just take a minute.” He added over his shoulder to Lex. “I trust you will wait?”

The man nodded, seemingly amused again.

“Oh, can Uncle Lex tell me the bedtime story tonight?!” Robin wanted to know.

“Suuuure he can.” Slade grinned under his mask and gave the man a rather happy look. “And why don’t we let him use the hand puppets Star made you?”

Mr. Luthor winced visibly and now looked pretty unhappy.

Robin yawned and snuggled closer to Slade.

”I don’t wanna take a bath…” he told the room in general again, but without the same amount of conviction.

“If you want uncle Lex to tell you that story, Robin…” Slade warned him.

“But… but… there’s a scary duck!” Robin tried.

“We got rid of that duck WEEKS ago, Robin!” Slade sighed. “Don’t you remember? Starfire blasted it with star bolts, Raven crushed it with her magic, Beast Boy turned into an elephant and stepped on it and Cyborg hit it with his sonic canon, the HIGHEST setting, just as you insisted.”

Robin smiled up at the man at the memory.

”And then you shot it!” the boy added and Slade heaved one of those sighs again.

“Yes... then I shot it…” It must have been the lowest point in his career as a mercenary, shooting that sad lump of melted blackened yellow plastic.

“But… but what if it comes back as a GHOST!?” Robin asked, severely worried once again.

The ghost of a plastic duck? How scary could that be? Slade asked himself before answering.

“No, Robin. Raven did the soul binding ritual, you know. It can’t come back.”

“Never ever?”

“Never ever.”

“Good. I hate ducks.” Robin sighed happily and let himself be carried off to the bath. He wondered if Lex would do the dinosaurs’ voices too? He bet he would.

….

The whole thing can be found here: [link]

and “The Peace Contract” can be found here: [link]
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foxwolf52 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
why IS he afraid of ducks? O_o
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wynjas Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
*lol* it started as a one-time gag in a drabble of mine called "Old Friends", but people commented so much on it that I joked about it a following drabble... and another one... and another... and so on... so it's just a silly thing... ANd there's two versions, really... in the original he saiy that he slipped on one in the bath and nearly drwoned when he was little, and in another drabble I wrote he had quite an scay experience including Scarecrow and a rubber duck almost crushing him (he thought)... but yeah... gag.... ;)
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foxwolf52 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
...pfff~ X3
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forevershiney Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
Robin and his fear of rubber ducks! ROFL! XD
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SoraKyo93 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
lol

Random Girl: Mommy, why did Slade kill that rubber duck?

Mom: Cuz that duck was EVIL!! Now, bathtime~

Girl: D: NOO!!
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wynjas Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
*lol*
*twitch* thi is one of the ugliest drawings in here... I really have to re-do it at some point... -sigh- but I do think it's a bit funny.... ;)
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SoraKyo93 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
phhpt. it b very funny! oh the children's innocence u seem to kill! ;P
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ash1994626 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
Noo! Duckie! Iknew him well *sob* XD
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wynjas Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011
*lol*
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Bloodberrywhine Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009
ROFL! okay, i'm sure this will make me sound like an idiot but i think i missed something... why is Robin afraid of rubber ducks?
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wynjas Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
*lol* It all started in a drabble following "Terms of Endearment" where Robin tells Slade that he was close to drowning in the bathtub as a kid and has been afraid of rubber ducks since then, and then that "fact" has apperared in several drabbles, often crack ones, here and there... just one of those crazy things that just don't wanna go away... ;)
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Bloodberrywhine Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
ah, i see.
thank you for the explanation
i'm kind of glad it won't go away...it's really funny.
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wynjas Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
Not for Robin it isn't... ;) like in "the call" the most stupid crack-drabble I've ever written, I think: [link]
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Bloodberrywhine Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
lol! i read that one.
really made me laugh.
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FelixLOVETheo Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
i knowww this is weird, and i KNOWW this is sad, and i KNOWW you will disagree, but i read this short story part, every night before i go to bed because me makes me laugh and go awwh so it sounds like "HAHAWWH" ...k freak. anywayyss, i think you should continue this story, Slade fathering Robin! It's amazing truly! I love it! Please keep writing it? :)! :hug: x
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wynjas Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008
*grin* Well, that and a x-mas drabble called "Letters and Lego" (I think) are the only ones so far...(both in "Delightful Drabbles" on FF.net) I wrote them more or less because "the Peace Contract" got so damn dark so I needed to do something crazy... I MIGHT write something more like this in the future, but right now I'm very busy with X-mas drabbles. Thanks though! ;)
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AquaQueen23 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008
lol!!!!!! i have no comment.......just.....soo.....funny!!!
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BrillianceoftheMoon Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2007
Awesome!

I think those plot bunnies you've been sending me have begun to work, i'm now writing a story with DickAdrian, its also being co-written by Holyfanfictionbatman, have you been sending her bunnies too? the story isn't set in the same storyline as the previous oneshots, we are starting anew, Adrian and Dick will never have met in this one, its just that we love the pairing and Adrian is a sweety pie!
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wynjas Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2007
Hi!
That's such good news! *happy* Hey, what is Adrians eye-color? Just curious... *shifty look*
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BrillianceoftheMoon Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2007
Not 100% sure, but i think its green
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LuCiFelLo Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2007  Hobbyist
Aww~~~>w<////

Poor rubber Duck,If it can really come back 'm afraid it will more powerful and scary b'cause of malice than Raven -"-////


*rise my hand*
'M volunteer to re-draw it!!! If you really want!!
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wynjas Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2007
Oh, you are MORE than welcome to re-draw it! It sucks, but I just wanted to get the idea out and I didn't have any patience with it... can't do a cartoony style on my wacom-pad for some reason... have to use pen and paper and I have too little time for that...
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LuCiFelLo Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2007  Hobbyist
Aww~,Thank you!
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xxlemoixx Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
so random! :giggle: yet so funny :D crack fics are awesome lol
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GraysonGirl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
[link] There are websites on this kind of thing... how odd XD

Slade loves Robin enough to shoot anything for him- even a plastic duck. We know he'd do anything to keep his little Robin happy.
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wynjas Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
You are just the constant source of the weirdest knowledge...from goat-torture to cruelty to oranges and now this… *grin* Who knew? Must read… ;o)
Hmmm… working on a REAL pic now, not a crappy drawing… >:oP the problem is that it gives away a detail in “the contract” I haven’t written yet so I can’t post it even if I finish it tonight… I’m so stupid… ;o) *sigh* Better go write instead…
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GraysonGirl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
but... but... I wanna see it now!!!!

thank you by-the-way, I am a mine of random information that I just love to share. For example, did you know that:
- British hospitals reported last year that 4 people had come to A and E with broken arms from cracker pulling incidents at christmas
- 3 people die in britain every year testing a 9volt battery on their tounge.

I know far too much crap...
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Worren Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
:rofl: what the hell :D the imagination of slade who is shooting a plastic duck is the most silliest thing i'v ever seen :D
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wynjas Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
*grin* Whaaaat?! Robin was SCARED of the duck! Of COURSE he will shoot it! *lol* I wish it didn't look so crappy, though... should ask someone who can draw cartoons to redraw it....
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kodokumegumi Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007   General Artist
bwahahahaha :rofl: ah, poor Slade...or wait...poor duck xD! Someone should cure Robin of his silly fear xP
Great pic <333!
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Jordancatgirl7 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
LOL!! Greatest point in Slade's history! I know that that was the turning point in Slade's life, when he realized just how messed up that universe was. I'm kind of glad that that was just a crack fic and not where the real story is headed, but I'm also a little sadden that Slade will never really shoot a duck for Robin. ...Slade should take Robin duck hunting someday, that would solve some problems but probably start up a whole lot of other ones. Wonderful picture!
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wynjas Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2007
*grin* yeah... duck hunting... but what if the ducks attack!? The HORROR! *grin* Gotta go write a bit on the real thing now...
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